Drinks

Thirsty

We quench every thirst

We don't like to boast but we have a massive range of drinks available — cocktails, non-alcoholic drinks, wines, beers and spirits — we quench every thirst.

We're also famous* for our Stupid and Happy hours, so join us early.

*in certain circles

Stupid Hour

Times TBC

Sun – Sat

Happy Hour

Times TBC

Sun – Sat

Classics

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Cosmopolitan

5.56.58.5

Citrus vodka, Cointreau, cranberry juice, lime

Mojito

5.56.58.5

White rum, mint, brown sugar, lime and soda (fruit infusions available)

Bramble

5.56.58.5

Gin, Crème de mure, lemon, sugar syrup

Long Island

6.57.59.5

Vodka, rum, gin, tequila, triple sec, lemon juice, sugar syrup, Coca Cola

Old Fashioned

—8.510.5

Bourbon, white sugar, angostura bitters

Daiquiri

5.56.58.5

Rum, lime and sugar (fruit infusions available)

Sour

—6.58.5

Your choice of spirit, lemon juice, sugar syrup, egg white (vegan alternative available), angostura bitters

Tom Collins

5.56.58.5

Old tom gin, lemon juice, sugar syrup, soda water

Piña Colada

5.56.58.5

Rum, coconut rum, pineapple juice, coconut cream, milk and cream

Dark & Stormy

5.56.58.5

Goslings, lime, angostura bitters, ginger beer

Lynchburg Lemonade

5.56.58.5

Jack Daniels, orange liqueur, lemon juice, sugar syrup, angostura bitters, lemonade

Mai Tai

6.57.59.5

Gold rum, Grand Marnier, orgeat, lime juice, orange juice, pineapple juice

Margarita

5.56.58.5

Tequila, triple sec, lemon, lime, sugar syrup (fruit infusions available)

Espresso Martini

—6.58.5

Vodka, Kahlua, fresh coffee, sugar syrup

Pornstar Martini

—7.59.5

Vanilla vodka, Passoa, lemon juice, sugar syrup, fresh passionfruit, prosecco

House Favourites

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Apple Bomb

5.56.58.5

Vodka, peach schnapps, blue curacao, lemon juice, sugar, apple juice, lemonade

Snickers

6.57.59.5

Frangelico, Mozart gold, crème de cacao, peanut butter, chocolate sauce, cream and milk. Contains peanuts

Godfather

6.57.59.5

J&B lovingly stirred with Disaronno Amaretto and finished with a fresh orange twist

Pink Panther

5.56.58.5

Rum, framboise, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, passionfruit juice

Sex on the Beach

5.56.58.5

Vodka, Midori, crème de cassis, pineapple juice, cranberry juice

Rhubarb and Custard

5.56.58.5

Rhubarb liqueur, Advocaat, vanilla schnapps

French Martini

5.56.58.5

Vodka, Chambord, pineapple juice

Salted Caramel Martini

6.57.59.5

Gold rum, Kahlua, crème de cacao, toffee sauce, fresh coffee, sea salt flakes

Kiss My Peach

5.56.58.5

Raspberry vodka, vanilla schnapps, peach puree, cranberry juice, lemonade

Aperol Spritz

6.57.59.5

Aperol, prosecco, soda

Shooters

B52

Baileys, Kahlua, Grand Marnier

Cocksucking Cowboy

Baileys, butterscotch schnapps

Slippery Nipple

Baileys, sambuca

Baby Guinness

Baileys, Kahlua

Squashed Frog

Midori, Baileys, grenadine

Beer & Cider

Peroni

Italy, 5% · Bottle, 330ml

£6

Corona

Mexico, 4.5% · Bottle, 330ml

£6

Guinness

Ireland, 4.1% · Can, 538ml

£7

Brewdog Punk IPA

UK, 5.6% · Can, 330ml

£6

Kopparberg Strawberry & Lime

Sweden, 4% · Can, 330ml

£5.50

Asahi

Japan, 5% · Draught pint

£7

Wine

White · Italy

Sartori Almorano Pinot Grigio

A delicious, versatile northern Italian dry white full of ripe, juicy pear and melon notes

175ml £7 · 250ml £10 · Bottle £28.50

White · New Zealand

Paterson's Grove Sauvignon Blanc

Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc bursting with zesty gooseberry, passion fruit and bright acidity

175ml £7 · 250ml £10 · Bottle £28.50

Red · Argentina

Carelli Latitud 34° Malbec

From the foothills of the Andes, a soft, succulent red full of gently spiced blueberry fruit

175ml £8.70 · 250ml £12.50 · Bottle £35

Rosé · Spain

Senorio de Chical Tempranillo Rosado

Aromas of fresh fruit with hints of red berries. Rich and balanced with generous, lingering finish

175ml £7 · 250ml £10 · Bottle £28.50

Rosé · Italy

Sartori Almorano Pinot Grigio Blush

A delicate pink wine with refreshing pear and delicate wild strawberry hints

175ml £7 · 250ml £10 · Bottle £28.50

Prosecco & Champagne

Prosecco Spumante DOC Extra Dry

Delicate lemon fruit notes and refreshing lively style

Glass £6.50 · Bottle £30

Prosecco Spumante Rosé DOC Extra Dry

Fresh, lively and appealing with notes of lemon flowers and ripe apple

Glass £6.50 · Bottle £30

Moët & Chandon Brut Imperial NV

Aromas of white fruits, crisp and vibrant palate with brioche undertones

Bottle £120

Moët & Chandon Imperial Rosé NV

Intensely fruity, red berries, strawberries, Morello cherries

Bottle £145

Dom Perignon Vintage 2013

Precise, elegant and tactile. Citrus, vegetal facet and spices

Bottle £500

Non-Alcoholic

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Neotropical

6810

Cranberry, orange, apple and pineapple juices, lemon juice, sugar syrup, passion fruit, dirty pour style

Soft Porn

6810

Strykk Not Rum 0%, vanilla and passionfruit syrups, pineapple and passionfruit puree

Nogroni

6810

Strykk Not Gin, Botivo, Pentire Coastal Spritz, orange peel

Nojito

6810

Strykk Not Rum, lime, sugar, mint

The Long Con

6810

Grapefruit and lemon juices, hibiscus essence, butter lemon tonic

El Motivo

6810

Botivo, ginger beer, soda water, lemon peel

Erdinger Alkoholfrei

Germany · Bottle, 500ml

Lucky Saint

Germany · Bottle, 330ml

Purus Non-Alc Sparkling Blanc de Blancs

100% organic Chardonnay, de-alcoholised · 175ml £9 · 250ml £11.50 · Bottle £31

Students Only

Essentials

£5 Cocktails

Apple Bomb · Dark & Stormy · Piña Colada · Orgasm · Tokyo Ice Tea · Pink Panther · Sex on the Beach

3 Shots for £10

Baby Guinness · Apple Sourz

Mon–Thurs: 9pm – Midnight · Sunday: 9pm – 11pm
Available only with Student ID

Allergens Warning: If you have a food allergy or special dietary requirement, please inform our bartenders. Thank you.