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Drinks

We love a good cocktail, and our bartenders know their stuff, so whatever your tipple — cocktails, non-alcoholic drinks, wines, beers and spirits — we quench every thirst.

 

We’re also famous for our Stupid and Happy hours, so join us early.

When to drink for less
Stupid Hour
  • Sun–Fri: 16:00–18:00
  • Sat: 16:00–17:00
Happy Hour
  • Sun–Fri: 18:00–20:00
  • Sat: 17:00–18:00
Cocktails
Wine & Bubbles
Beer & Cider
Non-Alcoholic
Packages

Cocktails

House favourites, classics and more
House Favourites
The Cheeky Chop

Citron Vodka carefully built with Chambord, lemon juice and topped with lemonade for a sweet and fruity house signature.

Stupid
ÂŖ7.50
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Smokescreen
Freshly muddled watermelon and mezcal shaken with fresh lime juice, hibiscus syrup, and cherry brandy liqueur served up and garnished with a dehydrated lime wheel.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10.50
Normal
ÂŖ13.50
Blackbird
Smoky AlipÃēs mezcal, combined with green Chartreuse and Crème de violette, finished with a maraschino syrup drizzle and a cherry wrapped in orange peel. Dark, floral, and elegant.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ11
Normal
ÂŖ14
Presidential Tommy's
Super Premium
100% Blue Weber Agave Casamigos Reposado Tequila, expertly shaken to perfection with fresh lime juice and organic agave syrup. Served on the rocks with a half-salt rim.
Stupid
---
Happy
---
Normal
ÂŖ22
Gin G Spot
Muddled cucumber combined with Hendricks Gin, elderflower, sugar and lemon juice for a truly refreshing house classic that hits the spot every time.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Honey Berry Sour
Citron Vodka shaken with black raspberry liqueur, fresh lemon juice, and honey served over crushed ice.
Stupid
ÂŖ7.50
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Spiced Jungle
Havana Spiced Rum, fresh lime juice, Triple Sec, hibiscus syrup, orange and pineapple juice shaken with a dash of grenadine over the top and garnished with a dehydrated orange slice and a cherry.
Stupid
ÂŖ7.50
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Contemporary Cocktails
The Business
Vodka and elderflower gently combined with Sauvignon Blanc and fresh mint for a refreshing and elegant drink.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10.50
Normal
ÂŖ14
London Mule
A zesty and refreshing blend of London Dry Gin, spicy ginger beer, lime juice and a dash of bitters. Served over ice. Crisp and invigorating with a lively kick.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Passionate Rum Punch
Claro Rum shaken with Passoa, lime juice, passionfruit purÊe and sugar. Served over crushed ice and garnished with a flaming dash of Wray & Nephew.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ11
Normal
ÂŖ14
Final Solstice
Rich El Dorado Rum and dark demerara sweetness cut with bright lemon, crowned with a warming mulled-wine float and a cinnamon stick to garnish. Soft, silky, and dangerous.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10.50
Normal
ÂŖ13.50
Bubbles
Aperol Spritz
The Venetian classic – Aperol lengthened with Prosecco and soda. Served over ice with a fresh orange slice.
Stupid
---
Happy
ÂŖ10.50
Normal
ÂŖ13.50
Hugo Spritz
St-Germain elderflower, prosecco poured over ice topped with soda, mint and a slice of lime. Crisp, floral, and a little flirty — like sunshine in a glass.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10.50
Normal
ÂŖ13.50
Classic Cocktails
Cosmopolitan
A carefully balanced blend of Citron Vodka, cranberry juice, Triple Sec, and lime juice shaken and garnished with flaming orange zest. Exchange the Vodka for Tequila for a Rude Cosmopolitan. Citrusy, sweet and tangy.
Stupid
ÂŖ7.50
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Mojito
A large measure of Havana 3YO combined with fresh muddled lime, sugar and mint. Served long over crushed ice and topped with soda water. Also available with seasonal fruit infusions.
Stupid
ÂŖ7.50
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Bramble
London Dry Gin shaken with lemon juice and sugar. Served short over crushed ice with a drizzle of blackberry liqueur. Simple and delicious.
Stupid
ÂŖ7.50
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Caipirinha
Gold Cachaça combined with fresh muddled lime and sugar served short over crushed ice. Also available with seasonal fruit infusions. Exchange the Cachaça for Vodka for a Caipiroska.
Stupid
ÂŖ7.50
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Tom Collins
Old Tom Gin mixed with muddled lemons, sugar, and soda water, served long over cubed ice.
Stupid
ÂŖ7.50
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Dark and Stormy
Havana Especial with fresh lime, Angostura Bitters and a dash of sugar, lengthened with ginger beer.
Stupid
ÂŖ7.50
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Margarita
Cabrito 100% Agave Tequila shaken with fresh lime juice and Triple Sec and served straight up or on the rocks with an optional salt rim. Swap the Triple Sec for agave for a Tommy’s Margarita, or add chillies for a Picante.
Stupid
ÂŖ7.50
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Paloma
Cabrito 100% Agave Tequila combined with fresh lime and grapefruit soda, served long over cubed ice with a pink Himalayan salt rim.
Stupid
ÂŖ7.50
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Mai Tai
The Tiki classic. Dark and Gold Rums shaken with orange liqueur, fresh lime juice and Orgeat for a nutty tropical drink.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10.50
Normal
ÂŖ13.50
Old Fashioned
Angostura soaked sugar cube muddled and combined with Buffalo Trace Kentucky Straight Bourbon, stirred to perfection and served on the rocks with zest of orange.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10.50
Normal
ÂŖ13.50
The Blacksmith's Old Fashioned
Super Premium
100% organic rye from Koval Distillery stirred to perfection with an aromatic bitters soaked sugar cube, served on the rocks with zest of orange.
Stupid
---
Happy
---
Normal
ÂŖ24
PiÃąa Colada
A perfectly balanced mixture of Havana 3YO, a dash of Malibu, coconut cream, pineapple juice and a dash of cream blended to recreate a tropical classic that will transport you right back to that special place.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Sazerac
Super Premium
Rye whiskey, Peychaud’s bitters, absinthe, lemon. A bold New Orleans classic — smooth, aromatic, with just a hint of mischief.
Stupid
---
Happy
---
Normal
ÂŖ22
Daiquiri
Simple yet delicious. Havana 3YO Rum, sugar and lime shaken and served straight up — or served long with blended seasonal fruits when requested as a Frozen Daiquiri.
Stupid
ÂŖ7.50
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Long Island
A combination of Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Triple Sec, and lemon juice shaken and layered over a base of Coca-Cola for a cool-looking and potent drink. Swap the Triple Sec for Midori and the Coca-Cola for lemonade for a Japanese Long Island.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10.50
Normal
ÂŖ13.50
Ramos Gin Fizz
A New Orleans classic that’s as refreshing as it is indulgent. Bombay Sapphire Gin, lemon juice, egg white, and a touch of orange blossom water are shaken to silky perfection and topped with soda for a light, frothy finish. Effervescent and floral.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10.50
Normal
ÂŖ13.50
Martini Cocktails
The Thirst Date
Freshly muddled watermelon and basil shaken with Bombay Sapphire Gin, lemon juice, sugar and watermelon syrup. As delicious as it sounds.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10.50
Normal
ÂŖ13.50
Wonderland Martini
Vanilla Vodka shaken with KahlÃēa, Baileys, and a whisper of Frangelico, lifted by fresh coffee and finished with nutmeg. Rich, dreamy, and far too easy to love.
Stupid
---
Happy
ÂŖ10.50
Normal
ÂŖ13.50
Pure Filth
Super Premium
An unapologetically bold Martini, shaken or stirred ice-cold with Riesling-infused Ferdinand’s Saar Dry Gin and an overdose of rich olive brine, garnished with briny olives. Gritty, salty, and downright irresistible.
Stupid
---
Happy
---
Normal
ÂŖ24
Pornstar Martini
Vanilla Vodka and Passoa shaken ice cold with passion fruit purÊe and a hint of citrus. Served with bubbles and garnished with half a fresh passion fruit.
Stupid
---
Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
Smoke on the Water
A fabulous mix of Mezcal, Tequila, Chambord, and Triple Sec shaken with agave syrup and lime juice, served up and garnished with a dehydrated lime wheel.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10.50
Normal
ÂŖ13.50
Lychee Martini
Tovaritch Vodka, lychee liqueur, fresh lychee purÊe, and sweet & sour touch.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13
French Martini
A chic and velvety blend of Vanilla Vodka, Chambord, and pineapple juice, the French Martini delivers a perfect balance of tart and sweet with a silky finish. Elegant, fruity, and effortlessly sophisticated.
Stupid
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Happy
ÂŖ10
Normal
ÂŖ13

Wine & Bubbles

By the glass or by the bottle
White Wine
Produttori Soleiano Verdicchio di Matelica
Italy, 2023
Unoaked blend of 70% Sangiovese and 30% Merlot. Medium-weight, fresh, juicy red bursting with wild cherry and blackberry flavours.
175ml
ÂŖ10
250ml
ÂŖ13
Bottle
ÂŖ35
Les Grès Chardonnay
France, 2023
Unoaked blend of 70% Sangiovese and 30% Merlot. Medium-weight, fresh, juicy red bursting with wild cherry and blackberry flavours.
Stupid
ÂŖ10
Happy
ÂŖ13
Normal
ÂŖ35
Blackenbrook Sauvignon Blanc
New Zealand, 2023
Unoaked blend of 70% Sangiovese and 30% Merlot. Medium-weight, fresh, juicy red bursting with wild cherry and blackberry flavours.
Stupid
ÂŖ10
Happy
ÂŖ16
Normal
ÂŖ44
Castelnuovo Pinot Grigio
Italy, 2023
Unoaked blend of 70% Sangiovese and 30% Merlot. Medium-weight, fresh, juicy red bursting with wild cherry and blackberry flavours.
Stupid
ÂŖ10
Happy
ÂŖ13
Normal
ÂŖ35
RosÊ Wine
Nature de RoubiÊ RosÊ
France, 2023
Salmon-pink with appealing wild red berries and nectarine on the nose. Medium-bodied, juicy and fresh. A fantastic dry rosÊ with plenty of flavours and character while retaining elegance.
175ml
ÂŖ10
250ml
ÂŖ13
Bottle
ÂŖ35
Pur Azur Côtes De Provence RosÊ
France, 2023
The nose offers notes of apricot, wild strawberry, sea air, grapefruit, and white flowers. The palate has an appealing creaminess before finishing crisp and fresh.
Stupid
ÂŖ13
Happy
ÂŖ16
Normal
ÂŖ44
Red Wine
Produttori di Matelica Marche Rosso Soleiano
Italy, 2022
Unoaked blend of 70% Sangiovese and 30% Merlot. Medium-weight, fresh, juicy red bursting with wild cherry and blackberry flavours.
175ml
ÂŖ10
250ml
ÂŖ13
Bottle
ÂŖ35
Manissy Domaine Terre Davau Côtes du Rhône
France, 2023
An elegant Tuscan red with refreshing mulberry flavours.
Stupid
ÂŖ13
Happy
ÂŖ16
Normal
ÂŖ42
De Gras Pinot Noir Reserva
Chile, 2023
Impressive Pinot with perfumed wild raspberry with delicate hints of spice.
Stupid
ÂŖ10
Happy
ÂŖ13
Normal
ÂŖ35
Carelli Latitud 34° Malbec
Argentina, 2023
Great plum and cranberry perfume with some good spice and leafy secondary characters. Soft but plentiful tannins work well with the acidity and depth of fruit flavour on the palate.
Stupid
ÂŖ10
Happy
ÂŖ13
Normal
ÂŖ35
Champagne & Prosecco
Corte Delle Calli Prosecco
Italy
Delicious soft, round, frothy fizz with gentle floral peach and pear.
Glass
ÂŖ8
Bottle
ÂŖ40
Magnum
ÂŖ70
A.Bergère Brut
France
Fine bubbles, vibrant red fruits scented with wild raspberry and white peach and a twist of patisserie; crisp and fresh.
Glass
---
Bottle
ÂŖ42
MoÃĢt & Chandon Brut Imperial
France
Impressive Pinot with perfumed wild raspberry with delicate hints of spice.
Bottle
ÂŖ120
MoÃĢt & Chandon Brut RosÊ
France
The Brut Imperial from MoÃĢt embodies their house style: crisp and clean. This classic Champagne shows citrus aromas and hints of biscuity flavours.
Normal
ÂŖ140
Laurent Perrier CuvÊe Brut RosÊ
France
Intensely fruity flavours, clean, well-defined and slightly sharp. Red berries, strawberries, Morello cherries, blackcurrants and raspberries.
Normal
ÂŖ150
Dom PÊrignon
France — 2013
A graceful, minerally version, featuring rich notes of smoke and chalk that lead to subtle accents of toasted almond and espresso. Seamlessly knit with citrusy acidity leaving a mouthwatering finish.
Normal
ÂŖ310

Beer & Cider

Bottles and cans
Peroni
Italy ¡ 330ml Bottle
ÂŖ5.50
Asahi
Japan ¡ 330ml Bottle
ÂŖ5.50
Estrella Dam
Spain ¡ 330ml Bottle
ÂŖ5.50
Corona
Mexico ¡ 330ml Bottle
ÂŖ5.50
Meantime Pale Ale
UK ¡ 330ml Bottle
ÂŖ7
Neck Oil Session IPA
UK ¡ 330ml Can
ÂŖ7.50
Cornish Orchards Gold Cider
UK ¡ 500ml Bottle
ÂŖ8
Rekorderlig Strawberry
Sweden ¡ 500ml Bottle
ÂŖ8
Rekorderlig Passion
Sweden ¡ 500ml Bottle
ÂŖ8
Rekorderlig Wild Berry
Sweden ¡ 500ml Bottle
ÂŖ8

Non-Alcoholic

Mocktails and alcohol-free beer
Mocktails
Neotropical
A vibrant concoction of cranberry, orange, apple, and pineapple juices, shaken with lemon juice, sugar syrup, and passion fruit elements, served in a dirty pour style, crowned with a luscious passion fruit half garnish.
Stupid
ÂŖ6.50
Happy
ÂŖ8.50
Normal
ÂŖ10.50
Soft Porn
A delightful mocktail featuring STRYKK Not Rum 0%, harmonized with vanilla and passionfruit syrups, along with the tropical fusion of pineapple and passionfruit puree.
Stupid
ÂŖ6.50
Happy
ÂŖ8.50
Normal
ÂŖ10.50
Juicy Affair
A cool, refreshing embrace of muddled cucumber and zesty lemon, softened by a sweet touch of elderflower and a crisp hint of apple. This tantalising sip promises to linger on your lips.
Stupid
ÂŖ6.50
Happy
ÂŖ8.50
Normal
ÂŖ10.50
Nojito
STRYKK Not Rum, muddled with lime, sugar, and mint, creates a spirited, non-alcoholic Mojito garnished with a lime wedge and fresh mint sprig for a burst of tropical flavour.
Stupid
ÂŖ6.50
Happy
ÂŖ8.50
Normal
ÂŖ10.50
The Long Con
Grapefruit and lemon juices meet hibiscus syrup, topped with bitter lemon tonic, shaken with or without egg white, presenting a non-alcoholic elixir adorned with a hibiscus flower for a harmonious citrus and floral symphony.
Stupid
ÂŖ6.50
Happy
ÂŖ8.50
Normal
ÂŖ10.50
El Motivo
Botivo takes the spotlight in this invigorating non-alcoholic concoction, blended with ginger beer, topped with soda water, and crowned with a twist of lemon peel for a zesty finish.
Stupid
ÂŖ6.50
Happy
ÂŖ8.50
Normal
ÂŖ10.50
Non-Alcoholic Beer
Lucky Saint
Germany ¡ 330ml Bottle
ÂŖ7
Brewdog Punk AF
Scotland ¡ 330ml Bottle ¡ Alcohol Free IPA
ÂŖ5.50

Packages

Pre-order & save
Packages can only be pre-ordered and pre-paid in advance — not available on-site
Lucky Saint
12 Bottles of Beer of your choice
ÂŖ55
Mix & Match Wine Package
10 Cocktails and 2 Bottles of Wine (red, white or rosÊ)
ÂŖ120
Wine Package
5 Bottles of mixed House wine (red, white or rosÊ)
ÂŖ140
Magnum Package
1 Magnum (1.5lt) Prosecco and 1 bottle of House Spirit (including mixers)
ÂŖ170
Double Magnum Package
2 Magnum (1.5lt) Prosecco and 1 bottle of House Spirit (including mixers)
ÂŖ250
Mad Magnum Package
2 Magnum (1.5lt) Prosecco and 2 bottles of House Spirit (including mixers)
ÂŖ290

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